The Gamer King
Here is a picture of me:
Why I am the Gamer King and you are not:
- I am the Gamer King because I have beaten every game ever made.
- I am the Gamer King because I can play games with my eyes closed.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming chair that cost more than your house.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming room with 100 monitors.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming computer that can run Crysis at 1000 FPS.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming mouse that can click 1000 times per second.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming keyboard that can type 1000 words per minute.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming headset that can hear a pin drop in China.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming microphone that can pick up sounds from Mars.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming camera that can see through walls.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming chair that can fly to the moon.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming room that is bigger than the White House.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming computer that is more powerful than the sun.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming mouse that can click faster than the speed of light.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming keyboard that can type faster than the speed of
sound.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming headset that can hear a whisper in a hurricane.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming microphone that can pick up a pin drop in a tornado.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming camera that can see through time.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming chair that can fly to the edge of the universe.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming room that is bigger than the galaxy.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming computer that is more powerful than a black hole.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming mouse that can click faster than the speed of light.
- I am the Gamer King because I have a gaming keyboard that can type faster than the speed of
sound.
- I am the Gamer King because I say so
Here is a picture of me: